Nicolas Cage is the new Al Pacino

by christypaul2013

It’s weird, I get it. Just think about it. Both Oscar Winners. Nicolas Cage won his in ’04 for National Treasure 2: Erection Season.

Both have hair that defies logic. Both enjoy screaming every syllable of dialogue they are given. Both probably own coats made of human flesh.

These are the thoughts I have without media. I worry.