Coming to CBS next Fall..
It’s a blend of Monsters vs Aliens and those boring cop shows your grandmother watches. The show revolves around the most reclusive characters in history solving Missing Person cases. The leads will be an elderly couple, played by Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore. Eventually, we learn that they are actually D.B. Cooper and Amelia Earhart. They both had to escape the public eye because of some giant conspiracy I haven’t come up with yet.
It’s part Charlie’s Angles because they receive all of their assignments from a voice on the other end of a phone. The voice will be incredibly similar to Elvis, hinting that he too, is alive.
This could also be a Saturday Morning cartoon. Sweet, elderly Cooper and Earhart will live on a farm where they tend to their “friends” Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. Using their monster firepower, they will be unstoppable when it comes to solving crimes every week.
Paul is slowly losing his mind. Shhhhhh. Paul never said that.