LET CLINT EASTWOOD DIRECT STAR WARS! {Temporary Post}

by christypaul2013

Give Clint Eastwood a huge-ass budget to direct what’s basically an intergalactic Western! Sure, the cast will never leave Tatooine, and good luck getting him to understand, much less incorporate, lightsabers, but he’ll come in 120 million under budget, and the Werther’s Originals will flow like cheap wine (which will flow like cheap Ensure).

Besides, do you really want to know what $14 Lasik feels like? When JJ Abrams gets his hands on two suns, that’ll be 769 yottawatts (yodawatts, lol) of lens flare in yo face!

Christy

This message will self-destruct when Paul gets home.

[Accident! Accident, Paul! I didn’t mean to find out anything about Star Wars. You know I don’t care!]

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