Paul’s 90s Nickelodeon Party
This year, we continued the tradition of throwing Paul a way bigger birthday celebration than he deserves.* I mean, who does he think he is? The King of England? Spoiler alert: he’s a nobody who’s the King of Nothing.
Okay, enough about Paul. Let’s move on to me, the party planner!
Last year’s Game of Thrones party took weeks of planning. This year, we went to see The Lion King on Halloween, a Bianca del Rio show the week before that, and we threw a pre-Halloween party the week before that, so I had about a week to get everything together.
Luckily for me, the decade that defined our childhood was extremely consumeristic, so most of my cooking was exchanged for shopping. I hung up a bunch of streamers, threw together some “homemade” Dunkaroo dip, made Reptar Bars that turn your tongue green, baked an orange Nickelodeon cake based on the recipe in Nickelodeon Magazine, covered the couch in orange felt and used electrical tape to recreate the Snick Couch, made a large bowl of slime to slime Paul, and compiled a playlist of 90s Nickelodeon shows and commercials on YouTube. Blah, blah, blah, here’s the PARTY!