Christy’s First Ghostface

Friday nights are kinda slow around here… Paul works nights, I hate crowds and people in general, and I rarely remember that it’s Friday. So, after Paul went to work, I went to smoking the hookah.

Hookah is one of those vices that we probably should have stopped this year, but we deluded convinced ourselves that smoking for recreational purposes and not for the nicotine high would be okay. So, we went to the smoke shop and got some Hydro Herbal Molasses.

Hydro Herbal Molasses in Blue Viper (Blueberry)

Hydro Herbal Molasses in Blue Viper (Blueberry)

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All of the smoke and flavor with none of the high!

The guy at the smoke shop was pretty dead set against us getting this stuff, because he insisted that shisha is not bad for your health. I can’t attest to the veracity of that statement, but have you ever smoked a bowl of shisha by yourself? Ugh… I prefer Hydro because the smoke is thicker, less harsh, tastes better and you don’t have to worry about overdoing it on the nicotine.

What is this, a post about hookah?! No, it’s supposed to be a post about how much better my smoke skills are than Paul’s. So, without further ado, I give you my attempts at smoking “tricks.”

Smiley Face

Smiley Face

Waterfall

Waterfall

Whirling Dirbish

Dragon Head

Dragon Head

Smoke Ring

Smoke Ring

Allegedly difficult "Twisted Tornado"

Allegedly difficult “Twisted Tornado”

Hurricane

Hurricane

High Times Cover

High Times Cover

Ghostface

Ghostface

Full Mustache

Full Mustache

Dragon Face 2

Dragon Face 2

Bane

Bane

Smoke Rings

Smoke Rings

Ghostface 2

Ghostface

What now, Paul?! “Take that! Take that! Take that!”

Christy